Star Wars: Daisy Ridley rappa in rima il recap dell'intera saga!

Manca meno di un mese all'uscita di Star Wars: L'Ascesa di Skywalker, e per chi non è propriamente esperto di Guerre Stellari è il momento di fare un recap dell'intera saga per prepararsi al meglio all'attesa conclusione cinematografica. Ieri sera Daisy Ridley ha provveduto a ricapitolare gli otto episodi precedenti con l'aiuto di Jimmy Fallon: in meno di tre minuti l'attrice ha rappato (!) i principali accadimenti della saga, mentre il presentatore mostrava delle pratiche "slide".

Potete vedere il video qui sopra, mentre qui sotto trovate la trascrizione integrale del suo flow:

Said a long time ago in a galaxy far far away a
Guy named Vader tried to kidnap a Rebel Princess Leia
So she employed a droid to record her a quick note, she said
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope." Go!

Hyperspace zoom, sent off some battle plans in an R2
C-3PO’s saying they’re doomed, until they’re bought by a farmer named Luke
His Force is strong
Obi-Wan hasn’t heard that name in long
Solo shoots first, don’t say that I’m wrong
It took him twelve parsecs for his Kessel Run

Well, sure. Chewie was charting the course
Luke learned the way of the Force
Blew up the Death Star, he had no remorse
He got a medal, he’s ready for more

Strike back, Rebels on Hoth are attacked
Yoda shows up and talks backwards
Battled with Boba Fett, put up a fight but then Han got froze in carbonite, burr
Wasn’t the plan, suddenly Luke is in need of a hand
Lando Calrissian led them to slaughter
And Darth Vader said to Luke
I am your father

What?! Jabba the Hutt, gotta admit that bikini was hot
Yoda is dying, yes that’s why I’m crying
Take this any longer I simply cannot
Hey Sidious
You were quite hideous
Vader protected his kid, I’m not kidding, I’m serious
Blew up a Death Star, ‘cause it was a trap
Shout out to Ewoks, ‘cause they had our back

Back in the day
Little boy Anakin loved to pod race
Padmé escaped, Darth Maul went ape
The ending for Qui-Gon Jin wasn’t so great

Attack of the clones
Ten years pass, Anakin’s grown
He falls in love but his master is captured
His mother is killed and then that spells disaster
Oo!
Mace Windu
Anakin loses an arm to Dooku
Secret marriage
Twins in the carriage
Palpatine’s savage
And Vader breaks through!

I’m trying to think… Who’d I forget? What’s his name?
Meesa called Jar Jar Binks!

Now to today
Jumping ahead to a scrapper named Rey (Hey!)
Teamed up with Poe and a Stormtrooper Finn
Who betrayed the First Order, so we let him in
BB-8!
Solo vs. Solo, Han met his fate
Rose got to work
Kylo won’t put on a shirt
Kylo is kind of a flirt
Tracked down Luke he was giving me hate
Until he saved the Resistance on Crait

Now Skywalker's gone
But faith in the Force remains strong
Skywalker always lives on
Woo!

You can't stop me, I'm a Jedi from Jakku
Fight the Dark Side from Tatooine to Naboo
Let go of everything that you fear to lose
Be the spark the lights the fire and May The Force Be With You

• LEGGI ANCHE – Prevendite aperte: il nostro evento ad Arcadia Cinema

Star Wars: L’Ascesa di Skywalker di J.J. Abrams sarà al cinema il 18 dicembre 2019.

Nel cast torneranno Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker), Anthony Daniels (C-3PO), Billy Dee Williams, Carrie Fisher (grazie a materiale d’archivio) e ovviamente i nuovi protagonisti Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Domhnall Gleeson, Kelly Marie Tran, Joonas Suotamo, Billie Lourd (figlia di Carrie Fisher), Lupita Nyong’o.

Nuovi membri del cast saranno Naomi Ackie, Keri Russell e Richard E. Grant.

• LEGGI ANCHE – Star Wars: prevendite da record per il film di JJ Abrams, Endgame imbattuto

Scritto da Abrams con Chris Terrio, il film è prodotto da Kathleen Kennedy, Abrams e Michelle Rejwan.

Nella troupe John Williams (colonna sonora), Dan Mindel (fotografia), Rick Carter e Kevin Jenkins (scenografi), Michael Kaplan (costumi), Neal Scanlan (creature e droidi), Maryann Brandon e Stefan Grube (montaggio), Roger Guyett (effetti visivi), Tommy Gormley (primo assistente regista) e Victoria Mahoney (regista di seconda unità).

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